Jeezy creezy, when did I get so responsible?

I got dressed in punky young-ass clothing and went out to get stupid at karaoke, and yet my drunk ass ended up taking care of paying and ordering for everyone all the goddamn night. At izakaya nomihoudai I took money and turned it in to drinks and food, and at karaoke I took the phone and ordered all your stuff in Japanese because I'm awsome. I also took everyones money and made sure everyone paid up at this place (except for one guy whom I've going to have a serious talking to tomorrow...). It's a pretty crazy situation when I'm, I mean me, am the person with the best Japanese language skillz in the group. That just scary man.

Also, I think I might be turning into a responsible adult. What is going on?!?