Story of my first earthquake

I am woken up by something just not feeling quite right.

*shake shake shake*

Brain: "Woooaah, this is an..."

*shake shake shake*

Brain: "...earthquake! Daaamn, this shit is freaky!"

*shake shake shake*

Body: ". . ."

Brain: "woooooaaaa..."

*shake shake*

Body: "! ! !"

Brain: "aaaaa..."

*shake shake shake*

Brain: "aaaaa..."

*shake shake shake*

Brain: "aaa..."

*silence*

Body: ". . ."

Brain: "YIKES! Okaaay that was weird! It was a small earthquake, no worries. These happen all the time here. It happened, it's over. I'm ready to go back to bed now."

Body: ". . ."

*shake*

Body: "WHAT WAS THAT?!?"

Brain: "Just a small earthquake, I told you. No need to ..."

Body: "WHAT. WAS. THAT."

Brain: "Oh just relax"

Body: "WHY WAS THE GROUND MOVING?"

Brain: "we've been over this..."

Body: "THE GROUND IS NOT SUPPOSED TO MOVE."

Brain: "e-a-r-t-h-q-u-a-k-e. You are in Japan."

Body: "I CAN NO LONGER TRUST THE GROUND."

Brain: "...yes you can"

Body: "I CAN NO LONGER TRUST ANYTHING!"

Brain: "You can trust me. And I say sleep is nice. Let's go to...."

Body: "I AM NEVER SLEEPING AGAIN."

Brain: "Wat?"

Body: "GO LOOK IN THE MIRROR AND FACE YOUR OWN MORTALITY"

Brain: "Oh for fucks sake..."

Body: "I AM NEVER CLOSING MY EYES AGAIN"

Eyes: O.O