They showed every guest a commercial
before letting us in, they said "please, sit down here!
It won't be a bit controversial."
And true to their word, albeit coorporate in tone
The short-film was quite inoffensive
Informative, even, though way back at home
it's illegal-ness would've been extensive
We got in at last, and we ordered some fries
but it got a bit weird mid-acquire
Halloween was approaching and in walked these guys
with sexualized pokemon attire!
I snuck a sneak photo, went back to the menu
and saw something strange and unknown
decided to try something new at this venue
I hoped that my mind would be blown
Well, it was quite surprising, if not quite a dream,
this drink that at last did appear.
Don't know if it's true, but it surely did seem
like a snowman had pooped in my beer!
PS. This is the first time I've ever used the tag "poop" for my blog. Achievement unlocked, I guess.
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