tirsdag 18. november 2014

Better late than never ever 8: A stonkin' great misc folder

This kawaii poop:
In the spirit of the my previous entry.
This reminder of my unwomanly height:
Spoiler alert: I'm the one in the middle. No high heels were worn in the making of this photo.
This woman-products vending machine:
Panties of the "not used" variety, found inside the womens changing room at a hot spring of course.
I have it on good authority that these not-yet-intimate items would make a lot of Japanese men
profoundly uncomfortable. Yaaaaay, gender segregation!
This unhappy café:
This old man feeding cats:
This gorgeous LCD-screen disco ball:
@Miraikan science center in Odaiba
This extremely creepy remote controlled robot woman:
Also @Miraikan
This guy sleeping on my shoulder:
This restaurant with a nice view:

This tribute to fans of Persona 4:
This wig shop in Harajuku:
All these cute shoes my feet won't fit into:
This extremely entertaining "brass band" with a woodwind section:
This breakfast at home:
Burned ma'toast tho. So sad :(
These hip-hop dancers:
And finally, the LCD-sphere again, this time as the Moon accompanied by traditional Japanese music.

Used the poop-label again. Lol.

mandag 17. november 2014

Better late than never ever 7: Who pooped in my beer?!?

We went to a place that was sponsored by beer
They showed every guest a commercial
before letting us in, they said "please, sit down here!
It won't be a bit controversial."

And true to their word, albeit coorporate in tone
The short-film was quite inoffensive
Informative, even, though way back at home
it's illegal-ness would've been extensive


We got in at last, and we ordered some fries
but it got a bit weird mid-acquire
Halloween was approaching and in walked these guys
with sexualized pokemon attire!


I snuck a sneak photo, went back to the menu
and saw something strange and unknown
decided to try something new at this venue
I hoped that my mind would be blown

Well, it was quite surprising, if not quite a dream,
this drink that at last did appear.
Don't know if it's true, but it surely did seem
like a snowman had pooped in my beer!



The end.

PS. This is the first time I've ever used the tag "poop" for my blog. Achievement unlocked, I guess.

søndag 16. november 2014

Better late than never ever 6: Frying pan

My most recent abode has all the pots and pans I need. So when a friend talked about buying a frying pan, I was like Hey, I have one I'm not really using so feel free to borrow.

Next day I decide to bring the pan to work. As it doesn't quite fit in my bag I just carry it in my hand.


Now as I'm walking from the station it looks like it's about to rain.


But I don't have an umbrella. Whatever should I do?

OH WAIT, I know! I'll use my trusty frying pan...


...AS A DRYING PAN!


Disclaimer: This joke is not even slightly mine. #BrockFromPokemon #NeverForget

lørdag 15. november 2014

Better late than never ever 5: Birtday girl part 2: Japanese national romantic roller coasters

Eirin also has a blog, which you should read. Or not. I really don't think I'm
qualified to tell you what to do with your life.
Treated myself to a fieldtrip as a birthday present to myself*. I actually just rudely attached myself to my lovely friend Eirin and her crew of Norwegians from Josai International University in Chiba on their overnight trip to Fuji-Q Highland roller coaster park, because I have literally no shame.

*one of several, actually. It always ends up being several.



Theme park Halloween-themed for the season, of course.
This is what everybody wants to see before taking a big terrifyin' 'coaster, right?
We stuffed our luggage into some coin lockers, and I remembered that when I love Japan I really really love Japan.
I mean seriously. Look at those guys. THEY ARE ADORABLE!!

The area around Mt. Fuji is also the home of Fuji-chan, Japan's most amazing mascot:
Happy-Fuji
I love it, I want to hug it, and I want to bring it home.

I mean, from the highway it just kinda looks
like the world's largest pimple.
Gotta say, I think I've always kinda underestimated Mt. Fuji. I've seen it from faaaar off thinking "yeah, it's cool. Cool mountain bro". But getting up close... Holy bovine quadruped that guy is imposing! It basically covers half the sky. And there are no mountains of any kind of comparable size anywhere near it, so it just ... it big, 'kay? It really, really big.





The view from the ferris wheel was okay, I guess :)

Thinking about the fact that it's an actual active volcano gives me the heebie jeebies!

But then I remember this:
Omg.
and I'm suddenly okay.

The Fuji-Q park actually has the world's coolest* rollercoaster.
*by some official measure I can't remember.


Going up the 70-something metres* on a clear day gives you the best view of Mt.Fuji I could imagine anywhere ever.
*I can't remember, do your own damn research!

Disclaimer: photo not actually taken from rollercoaster.
It was awsome.

I needed some time to recuperate after that, so we hung around the Hamtaro-area for a while just chillin' and eating foods.


This Hamtaro-ride was really quite terrifying, as it was really old and kept jerking abruptly.


The haunted house was visited, too, lest I forget.
Live actors running after you through a horror-movie set hospital. Pretty damn cool!







Unfortunately, even though it was a regular wednesday, the lines were long, everywhere.



Some people came prepared:
Queue-chair. Genious!










Some people in the past have clearly tried to cheat:


Life is a jrpg.
But it was a beautiful autumn day full of those gently changing leaves that everybody loves. With Fuji in the background I guess it was basically Grieg in a Fjord-level Japanese romantic nationalistic imagery.


The area, however, was trying really really hard to be France.

No really. They had an Eiffel Tower.

This is not what Japan looks like!

#ParisSyndrome

Anyway.

It's very very common in Japan to buy little gifties to people in your life whenever you've been on a trip. Something local or a bit special, often edible. For this reason, and because the Innovation Norway people are constantly travelling, we more or less always have tons of sweets and candies and cookies and stuff hanging around the office.

I decided to contribute, so I bought these astoundlingly beautiful Mt. Fuji-cookies:

 ART!

















torsdag 13. november 2014

Better late than never ever 4: Birthday girl

I celebrated a modest birthday in Tokyo on October 23rd.

The office celebrated my awsomeness by treating me to sushi.

Unfortunatly it's not all for me :(

Day 23: They still have not realised I'm not tuna
After lunch somebody had placed a small cake on my desk.


Hullo!
It was anonymous, but with my amazing detective skills I narrowed it down to the Embassy trainees. Those sneaky sneaks! :D

If you're wondering about the theme: Literally everything was Halloween at this point in time. It was completely inescapable!


I'm gonna be honest and say that in spite of everyone beeing super nice, and in spite of me saying I'm like never homesick anymore, I felt some tangs while I was sitting alone trying to work. 
Sadface :(
It's tough to be away from family and old friends and newer friends and everything familiar and safe for so long, and my birthday kind of reminded me of that.

But I got over it pretty quick*.

*Or I pushed it down into a ball of surpressed emotion that slowly but surely will manifest as mental illness. One of the two. 

The present from home had also arrived just in time:



Home knitted woolen sweater and my favourite ridiculous green christmas lue! Mothers are awsome! :D
I used my own Birthday Budget on a field trip, which you can read all you want about in Better late than never ever 5: Japanese national romantic roller coasters